Exam Battle 3
Transcribed By: Patamon_Princess
MINA: (narrating) I'm Mina, 15 years old, 9th grade. I've been studying for exams at Lita's. Born October 22nd.
MINA: Presents welcome!
MINA: (narrating) Libra. Blood type: B.
MINA: (thinking) I'm confused...
[Mina's reading an English Grammar book.]
MINA: (narrating) Favorite colors: yellow and red.
MINA: (thinking) I wanna watch TV...
MINA: (narrating) Hobby: being a celeb groupie. Favorite foods: curry and ramen.
MINA: (thinking) I'm hungry...
[Mina thinks of food and puts her head down in her arms.]
MINA: (narrating) Dislikes: Mushrooms. Skills: Fun...
MINA: (thinking) I've had enough!
[Amy looks at the clock which reads 10:25]
AMY: It's so late already. Why don't we wrap up for tonight?
MINA: Yeahy!! We're done!
AMY: Mina, you don't have to rejoice, okay?!
LITA: Hey girls! Want some apple pie?
MINA: Yeah! I want some!
[Mina receives a piece of pie.]
MINA: Can I put the TV on. *in heaven* *gulp gulp* Bunny! This manga was great! Got the next one?
BUNNY: It was, wasn't it?
[Mina and Bunny sit in front of the TV.]
MINA: Man! If only we didn't have to study... All girls! It's like an all-girl school. I love it!
AMY: I can't believe them...
LITA: Kids... Tomorrow's Sunday. Why don't you girls spend the night?
?: *clap clap* Really?? Yeah!!
LITA: How 'bout a midnight snack?
MINA: (narrating) Lita's cooking's the best! She's like my big sis! Amy's a little scary...
AMY: Let's spend the whole night finishing this text book!
MINA: (narrating) She's very serious about education.
MINA: What?!
BUNNY: Hey, girls! We've got to watch this one show tonight!!
[She holds up a fantasy book.]
MINA: (narrating) Bunny's the best when it comes to video games, comics and TV!
[Raye closes her book.]
RAYE: I.. I have meditation tomorrow morning, so I'll pass.
AMY: From what time?
RAYE: 4 AM.
?: 4 AM?!
RAYE: As usual.
MINA: (thinking) She wakes up at 4 a.m. all the time?
MINA: (narrating) And... Raye. 15 years old, 9th grade. Born on April 17th. A stubborn Aries. I think her hobby is fortune telling. A bourgeois, living alone with her grandfather... ...at the big shrine. Actually, Raye is really lucky.
MINA: Raye, what's your favorite food?
RAYE: I'd say... sushi.
MINA: Skills?
RAYE: *sips her tea* Meditation.
MINA: ........Raye, do you ever... FART?
[Bunny, Amy, and Lita spit out their tea.]
BUNNY, AMY, & LITA: *cough cough cough*
RAYE: You're getting me angry!
MINA: I just wondered if you ever fart when you meditate.
[Mina puts on a baseball hat sideways, dons Amy's glasses and grabs a mike.]
MINA: Raye, with the exotic, straight long hair! Rumor has it you've got several male fans!
RAYE: Well, I think men are foolish.
MINA: (thinking) Pretty brutal!
MINA: (narrating) Raye could watch all the TV she wants at home, but..
RAYE: I just don't watch much TV. It's noisy and moronic. I do watch Buffy, though.
[Raye and Amy put their shoes on to go home.]
AMY: Raye, are you sure you want to hang out with us? You don't have exams.. So you could be doing something else.
RAYE: Don't worry. I'm bored anyway.
[The two of them leave.]
MINA: (thinking) So why is she lucky? Bored? Because Raye's got... NO EXAMS!! She's studying because she's bored. It's just not fair.
[The next day, outside.]
LITA: Well, Raye's been going to that all-girls private school since kindergarten. Right in the heart of Tokyo! The famous private school that gets you into college whether you study or not!
LITA & BUNNY: I'm so jealous!!
BUNNY: Hey, there's Raye.
[Raye runs up.]
RAYE: Sorry I'm late.
POLICEMAN 1: Hey, check out that girl!
POLICEMAN 2: She's hot! That school's uniform is great!
[The two men spot Mina as they walk by.]
POLICEMAN 2: Huh?
POLICEMAN 1: Huh?
MINA: Hey, what are you cops leering at?! I'm just as cute!!
[Lita grabs her to hold her back.]
LITA: Mina, back off!
MINA: (narrating) By the way... My dislikes: Mom and cops. By the way, Raye doesn't have an annoying old hag as a mom. And even cops check her out. She's got it made.
MINA: ......
MINA: (narrating) I'm not in her league.
[Later on, Amy catches Mina resting behind her English book.]
AMY: Mina! You're still on that same page?!
MINA: Maybe I should attend an all-girls school.
RAYE: Sorry but... We don't accept transfer students.
[Mina tears her book in half.]
MINA: No way!
LITA: She's always freaking out. Somebody do something.
AMY: She's taking her frustrations out on Raye.
LITA: Shut up...
AMY: This is going to be a long one...
MINA: Shoot!!
[She holds her book which has been taped back together.]
BUNNY: Hey, Mina. You wanted to go to Raye's school?
MINA: Even if the Earth stopped spinning I couldn't get in!
LITA: Well, if they're not accepting transfer students then I guess not...
RAYE: You say I have it easy, but we still have exams. There are girls who don't pass. That's why I'm here with you girls. I don't want to flunk.
MINA: You said you were bored last time!!
[Bunny grabs Mina to hold her back.]
BUNNY: Calm down.
RAYE: An all-girls school's boring... The rules are too strict and there's no fun.
LITA: They're strict?
BUNNY: It's boring?
MINA: It's a lie! It's a lie!
LITA: How do you know?
RAYE: Then.. Why don't you come visit?
[The next day in front of Raye's school.]
MINA: (narrating) So that's why I came to visit Raye.
RAYE: (thinking) She's really here.
MINA: Now I can use my magic mirror.
[She takes out her crescent moon compact.]
MINA: Moon Power. Transform me into a First School-girl!
[Mina changes into a gray uniform like Raye's, glasses, and her hair braided into two pigtails.]
MINA: Hey! Couldn't you make me prettier?
RAYE: Just during lunch break, ok? Keep cool.
[All-girls schools are high-class.]
[Mina runs ahead down a hallway.]
MINA: It's a hallway from heaven!
RAYE: Mina!! Come back here!
[A nun carrying a bible and cross approaches.]
NUN 1: Stop! Young lady! How rude! To run in the hallway like that is disrespectful. What is your name?!
[Raye grabs Mina's arm.]
RAYE: We're sorry sister. She has diarrhea and she really needed to go. It won't happen again!
MINA: I really needed to go!
NUN 1: *glare*
[The two girls walk away.]
RAYE: You idiot! If you get in trouble with her, you get whipped, plus you have to write an essay!!
MINA: Just like in the movies.
[They enter the cafeteria.]
MINA: Wow! A real cafeteria?! It's so pretty, just like a restaurant.
[They sit at a table and Mina starts to gobble down her food.]
MINA: It's sooo good! Raye, I can't believe you get to eat like this everyday!! *gulp*
NUN 2: You! How unlady-like! Eat quietly!
MINA & RAYE: We're terribly sorry, sister!
[Mina watches Raye take a small bite of food.]
MINA: Raye... don't you like the food?
RAYE: Leave me alone!
[Outside, a group of girls are playing volleyball.]
GIRL 1: Here you go!
GIRL 2: All right!
GIRL 1: Raye, would you like to join us?
RAYE: Oh, that's quite all right. Aha ha ha!
MINA: (thinking) It's the girl school lingo! (aloud) Your friends? Hey, I'll join you! I kick ass in volleyball!
GIRLS: Who is that? Very trailer park.
[Mina changes into a gym uniform.]
MINA: Here ya go! I can blend in here.
[She hits the volleyball high and it flies over the girl's head.]
GIRL 3: Oh, no!
[And it shatters a window. A nun leans out.]
NUN 3: How dare you!!
RAYE: I better go apologize...
[Mina goes to get the ball.]
MINA: Maybe this isn't for me... *sniff* Where's the ball..? *sob*
[She finds the ball lying next to an old covered well.]
MINA: Huh?
[She opens the window and looks inside.]
MINA: what's with this weird well?
[A cloud of dust flies up into her face, making her cough.]
MINA: Gack! Hack... Gosh! All this dust! No..?
BELL: *ring-a-ling*
MINA: Shoot! I better head back!
[Above the well, two points of light shine.]
[Mina returns to the field, covered in dust, and sees Raye laughing with two other girls.]
GIRL 1: What?! YOU broke the glass, Raye?
GIRL 2: I heard that the sisters lectured you about 100 time today. That's not like you.
MINA: (thinking) Raye... You're so different.
RAYE: Mina!
GIRL 1: Who...
GIRL 2: ...is that?
RAYE: You're so filthy. hee.
MINA: You laughed at me!
RAYE: Huh?
MINA: Unlike you, I guess I'm... just a scummy girl! I hate you, Raye!
[Mina turns and runs away.]
RAYE: Mina!
MINA: (thinking) Oh... Raye looked a little sad.. just now...
[A spirit, Barbara S., appears in the air.]
BARBARA S.: How barbarous! Freed from that old well! The air out here smells so barbarous!
[Sees Raye chasing after Mina.]
BARBARA S.: Oh! Look at her. In this barbarous world.... one needs a barbarous body like that.
RAYE: Mina?!
[The spirit enters Raye's body as a girl runs up.]
GIRL 1: Um.... Miss Raye!
RAYE: Huh?
[The girls holds out a package.]
GIRL 1: Here! These are some cookies I made in class. I've admired you since I was a freshman!!
RAYE: How nice! How wild!
[She grabs the girl's face.]
RAYE: I'll eat you up, you wild thing! Pucker up!
GIRL1 : Uh.. Ms. Raye...?
[Further down...]
MINA: (thinking) I was out of line...
GIRL 2: *screams*
MINA: Hm?
[A girl runs towards her.]
GIRL 2: Raye tried to kiss a girl! I saw her!
[Raye catches the girl.]
RAYE: Heh. That yell is so barbarous... I'll eat you up. you wild kitty! Pucker up.
MINA: RAYE!! (thinking) It's a demon! (aloud) Venus Planet Power. Make-UP!!
[Mina changes into Sailor Venus.]
MINA: Crescent Boomerang!
[A curved blade flies at Raye, knocking her away.]
RAYE: Giga wild! Who are you?
SAILOR VENUS: Sometimes just a student, and today a First School girl! But that's just my cover! Who am I? A friend of schoolgirls, Champion of Love and Beauty. I am Sailor Venus!! show your true form, you demon!
[The spirit floats over Raye's body.]
BARBARA S.: Mm! You wild little monkey! I've haunted this female garden for years. Barbara S. is my name!
[The spirit returns to Raye's body.]
RAYE: You little fawn...
[Raye grabs Sailor Venus and moves towards her.]
RAYE: I'll eat you up. Mm...
SAILOR VENUS: Noooo!! AKU RYO TAI SAN!
[She throws a spell paper at Raye.]
RAYE: Gah!
BARBARA S.: Ahhhhgh.
[The spirit is destroyed as Raye collapses on the ground.]
SAILOR VENUS: Oh my gosh! Raye!
[The school girls crowd around Sailor Venus.]
GIRLS: Eeeek!
SAILOR VENUS: Huh?
GIRL 1: You're so cool!
GIRL 2: Venus!
GIRL 3: Let me touch you...!
GIRL 4: Can I take your picture?
GIRL 5: Wow!
GIRL 6: Go girl!
GIRL 7: You're awesome!
SAILOR VENUS: Maybe I'm perfect for girls' school after all! This is fun! I wanna come again! (to Raye) Uh, sister?
RAYE: Uh-oh. Ugh...
[Raye gets up.]
RAYE: Mina... If the sisters hate me now and I can't get into high school, it's all your fault!!
[Later on, Amy's reading a book while the other girls face Mina.]
BUNNY: Mina! I heard you didn't behave yourself.
LITA: The cops almost got you for trespassing.
MINA: I'm sorry... *sob* I just always wanted to wear a First School uniform! That's all! Really! It's over, I swear. I ever got to wear a First School gym uniform?
RAYE: Mina... I forgot to tell you one thing. I've never farted. Don't mix me up with you.
[Mina turns red.]
MINA But I saved your life!! Did I say something wrong?
RAYE: Yup! And you even used my magic without approval!
MINA: Stubborn Raye... But I still love you!
RAYE: I hate you!
MINA: Really? You tried to kiss me!
RAYE: Did not!!